what would happen if I just
… posted these two pups…
Remember that time I accidentally drew fetish art and a pack of furries came looking for more?
Now re-live the memory with those two classic accidents side-by-side.
AG: I said it wouldn’t 8e unless you remem8ered. And now you remem8er.
AG: 8ut you still don’t remem8er me, do you?
Gotta get out now, gotta run from this
Here comes the shame
here comes the shame
Chandelier by Sia
This is fucking brilliant, and totally explains why the cherubs got the ultimate gendered master classes, too. There wasn’t any other option but the most basic and fundamental classes and aspects.
It also explains what’s up with the Beforans— they’re literally a bunch of fucking noobs.
Maybe the Squiddles have the dreambubble expansion pack.
Equius is a really underrated character, and when he is brought up it’s usually just for jokes about him needing towels or in conjunction with Nepeta.
But in reality he’s like this awesome mechanical genius who builds fully functional battle robots and working bionic arms for his friends; at the human equivalent of 13 self-taught over the internet. That’s only 13 years of experience, much of it spent as a grub or small child, no matter what your ageing headcanon, while being raised by a horse-cow-butler.
Plus he is literally the strength equivalent of Thor, his STRONGjump is literally insane.
Do you even lift?
also let me point out we’ve only just recently managed to create a prosthetic robotic arm that an deal cards and tie shoelaces
MEANWHILE EQUIUS’S ROBOT ARM FOR VRISKA WORKS LIKE A FUCKING NATURAL ARM??? AND THE FINGERS AND HAND AND WRIST TOO???
and don’t even get me started on aradiabot
Can I mention here that paralysis occurs from damage to the spinal cord. Which means that it’s not just that Tavros’s legs didn’t work, it’s that the nerves didn’t send signals to the muscles properly.
Meaning that Equius would not have just had to build him a pair of legs, but also extend wires to attach electrodes directly to his think pan. This is a thing that some of the best doctors in America have only been able to do in the last few years, with much less stable results.
Not to mention the fact that he was able to craft these things out of random shit they found on the meteor and make the sensors tiny enough that they would be completely inside his head, something humans have not done to my knowledge.
tl;dr Equius is also a professional fucking brain surgeon
equius is actually one of the best trolls if you give his character more than 0.02 seconds of thought
Homestuck Volume 9
come on baby play me something,
like here comes the sun
i’m going to pretend that since meenah gets cool thief outfits so does vriska ::::)
Homestuck Volume 9
Flare, from Homestuck, slowed down 10%.
who would have thought making a slight speed change would turn an already great song into something beautiful?
originally by Clark “Plazmataz” Powell
With every sing piano key i can hear my heart getting ripped out again
This is gorgeous…..
Yet another thing I’m really liking today
even if you don’t like homestuck this is magnificent