awww
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER…
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
what is happening
H CK BN FX JMPS V H LAZ DG
…the fuck are all my vowels
wols:
“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”
“next she bound up her eyes and walked out like a blind person”
THANKS STRANGE HAPPENINGS THATS TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED
” ‘What do I care about his reputation?’ “
o
“I bit a date, then shove all of them into my mouth.”
WELP.
“They do this by basking and by moving from warm places to cooler ones.”
…ok.
“Problems with two objects: We now give examples of problems involving two objects moving with constant acceleration”
I always knew i loved dynamics
“…pervert. He must be getting both from the Good power.”
wow
“Remove the core and seeds from the green pepper and chop.”
DAMMIT
“The Great Lover is standing there by a heap of trash, his arms hanging down, returning Hulferde’s gaze with a slack, stupid look, eyes glistening like mercury in a face masked in grime.”
…accurate.
“Don’t be sad!” she said.
uhhh, thanks?
“Of course not, ma’am.”
well, fuck
“Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again,” the king promised.
that sounds like a terrible pick-up line
“Calculated neglect. You need an education.”
“How could my brother, who was in a state of panic and very drunk, possibly have made three stab wounds in a perfectly straight line?”
„„„„„„,UM
One of Rory Williams most shining moments.
I feel like this gif is an accurate summation of Rory.
I love the little flick his jacket does as it gets caught inbetween the door and the cupboard.
Ok this was definitely worth it, this little guy is really adorable and tiny, maybe 1.5 or 2 inches long including his tail
Here’s the sheet if you feel like condemning yourself to ~2 hours of toil and frustration C: p.s. you will have to figure out where to fold it yourself, just a warning, the location of the foldy tabs is a good hint though
